Paul and Isabel

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What happened on the date

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This was almost a disaster – a double-impeccable. Thankfully, Paul (who is 43!!!) saves the day by letting us know Isabel (who is 41!!!) threw him a few burns. Look, they got on great and either use amazing moisturiser or have the best lighting wherever they go so let’s wish them well and overlook Isabel’s mega-disappointing “impeccable”.

Photograph: Sarah Lee; James Drew Turner, both for the Guardian

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Levi and Grace

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What happened on the date

Shockingly, the “table manners” question was NOT asked. It’s a cover-up! Imagine how bad the answer must’ve been for them to leave it out. Or the journo forgot. The date was really boring, anyway. It would’ve probably been a double-impeccable.

Photograph: Sarah Lee; James Drew Turner, both for the Guardian

James and Kirsty

What happened on the date

It would perhaps be unfair to paint Kirsty as joyless – although she does a pretty good job of that herself. Her staccato responses to all the journo’s questions and a REFUSAL to even answer the all-important question – not even a cop-out “impeccable” – suggest there is something we haven’t been told. 

I include James’s account of Kirsty sneaking through the ticket barrier because it explains a lot. Although I’m not sure what.

Photograph: Sophia Evans and Frantzesco Kangaris for the Guardian

Tom and Isabel

What happened on the date

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Even before you get to the end, you can tell these two got on. How? Because they made an agreement on the key table manners question, that’s how. They obviously both demolished chicken wings with all the grace of a pair of starved dogs, but realised they were going to be in a national newspaper and so agreed to save face.

And yet SOMEHOW, an impeccable snuck in there. Oh, Tom.

I added in the awkward moments question as I feel the response adds context and explains why poor Tom blurted out an impeccable.